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shesdonejim:

for a second I thought the doctor’s name was ‘please’ I was going to be so pissed oh my god

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

gingerhaze:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

from

give me ya money lil nigga

to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

nahthatsnotveryraven:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

norbooty:

the way he’s just staring down at his own misspelled name with such disapproval

yesss it’s back 

tifferini:

The power of J.J. Abrams is that he manages to get lens flare in almost every scene—outside the Enterprise, inside the Enterprise, inside buildings on Earth. You cannot run from the Lens Flare.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

• Plot Twist:  Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.